Me: So you are dead, right? Like totally?
The Dead: Of course, of course, just look at me
Me: But..But that can’t be right!
Shouldn’t you only be out at night?
The Dead: No my friend, things have changed
We are now what is called free ranged
Me: Can you believe this crazy shit?
This is sure to be a TV hit.
I feel as though I’ve gone insane
Or this is just some silly game.
A dead man right in front of me!
An apparition, a ghost, a damn zombie!
The Dead: Are you done insulting me?
It’s not a show but reality
I am dead, yes really dead
Just let it sink into your head
Me: Of all the crazy things I’ve done
This has to be the weirdest one
The Dead: Why don’t you write a blog post
About interviewing me, the ghost?
Readers might think it’s cute and funny
And maybe it could even earn you money.
Me: Dead man, you sure stink up the joint
But I admit I do see your point.
I will blog about this interview
That I had today with you.
Maybe someone will be impressed
And then I could be Freshly Pressed…
Goodbye Mr. Dead man, see you later, NOT!
Rest In Peace, or should I say ‘rot’?