There Was Once A Mayor On Crack…

There once was a man named Rob
Who got a mayor’s job.
But he had a strange knack
For indulging in crack
Yes he sure was a knob.

He was caught on tape quite drunk
Even more so than a skunk
But he later denied it
And said it was bullshit
Nothing but stupid bunk!

And then the shit hit the fan
Rob was no innocent man
The mayor of Toronto
Is on crack! did you know?
Please spread the word if you can.

The hapless major confessed
That his life was indeed a mess
But when asked to resign
He politely declined
Saying he was one of the best.

Rob Ford, you are indeed a clown
And of course you must step down
We don’t need your type
So take your crack pipe
And blaze a path out of town.

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