I saw my ex yesterday!
The one with the kid.
Remember how nuts the chick was?
Yes I do!
I was glad when it was all over!
Who dumped who?
Who cares? I saw her at the mall.
So you said.
She was with that guy from the gym.
You mean Fred?
Yes him. I think they are dating.
Nothing. Just saying man.
So you saw her at the mall,
you said hi?
Well yes, but she said, “Eff Off!
and go die!”
But yeah, I saw her yesterday at the mall.
And I never ever want her back.
So you say.