I Bumped Into My Crazy Ex!

I saw my ex yesterday!

Which one?

The one with the kid.

Oh Yvonne!

Remember how nuts the chick was?

Yes I do!

I was glad when it was all over!

Who dumped who?

Who cares? I saw her at the mall.

So you said.

She was with that guy from the gym.

You mean Fred?

Yes him.  I think they are dating.

And so?

Nothing.  Just saying man.

Ok bro.

So you saw her at the mall,

you said hi?

Well yes, but she said, “Eff Off!

and go die!”

But yeah, I saw her yesterday at the mall.

Ok.

And I never ever want her back.

So you say.

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