I once had sex

One of my faves…

xpressions of my mind

I once had sex with a nun.
It wasn’t a whole heap of fun.
I wanted doggie,
She, missionary
At the end she said ‘Bless you son!”

I once had sex with a ghost
The one I remember the most.
For still in my dreams
I can hear her loud screams
Eerie and creepy of course.

I once had sex with an actress
Right on her big comfy mattress.
Man it was good
And I loved Hollywood
Even did it in her Oscar night dress.

I once had sex with an athlete
She asked me to worship her feet
She was much too fast
I just couldn’t last
It felt just like a track meet.

I once had sex with a blogger
LOL, the poor bugger.
It was such a mess
For we met on WordPress
My dear wife wanted to mug her.

I would never have sex with a…

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My Wife Can

Nice tribute to a wife

Musings Of A Daddy

Some women can cook but not all can cook great,
My wife can.
Some women can cook great but not be good wives
My wife can
Many can be great wives but can’t be good mothers
My wife can
Lots of great cooks, wives and mothers can’t be carpenters
My wife can.
How about mason and gardener?
My wife can.
Lover? Friend and exemplary employee?
My wife can.
Some people can do just about anything
And you guessed it,
My wife can.

To my wife, the most put together human being that I know.  You never cease to amaze me.

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And a Marathon Mom! And a Marathon Mom!

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